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A DIRTY MIND IS TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE.........533
A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND...............073
A WOMAN WITH PMS & ESP IS A BITCH THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING.....235
A WOMANS PLACE IS ON A MANS FACE..........546
A WOMANS PLACE IS ON THE ROAD...........672
ABCDEFUCKU................096
ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE........237
ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE...........372
AIDS CURES FAGS........242
AIN'T NOTHIN BETTER THAN A GRUDGE FUCK................236
ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET................097
ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THE KING...................079
ALL PEOPLE SUCK SOME JUST BETTER THAN OTHERS...............603
ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY YOU.......711
ARE THOSE NIPPLE RINGS OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME..........194
ARMED WITH A DANGEROUS MIND......................100
ASK ME ABOUT MICROWAVING CATS FOR FUN AND PROFIT...........098
ASK ME NO QUESTIONS AND I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES................099
ASS OR GASS GRASS NOBODY RIDES FREE.......007
ATTENTION THEIVES..........192
AUNTIE'EM HATE YOU..................492
BACK OFF........350
BACK OFF STRESSED TO KILL................364
BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT.................581
BAD GIRLS DESERVE A GOOD LICKING...............559
BAD TO THE BONE............101
BAD TO THE BONE(FIGURES).....................521
BAD TO THE BONE(FIGURES)..........522
BARELY HUMAN.....434
BARTENDER IF THE OLD LADY CALLS I'M NOT HERE........042
BASTARD....256
BE NICE TO ME IT'S MY TAX DOLLARS THAT.............102
BE RESPONSIBLE DO IT MY WAY..........103
BEAUTIFY AMERICA GET A TATTOO........325
BECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE THATS WHY.........345
BEEN THERE DONE THAT.......104
BEEN THERE DONE THAT WHATS NEXT.......106
BEFORE YOU ASK THE ANSWER IS NO..........328
BETTER A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN..........398
BETTER TO DIE AS A MAN THAN TO LIVE AS A PUSSY...........680
BIG BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTTS...............648
BIKER BITCH..............524
BIKERS ARE A RARE BREED HARELY BIKER................433
BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO.............001
BITCH.......078
BITCH BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT.....339
BITCH FREE ZONE.............067
BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE........081
BITE ME.......................347
BLESS THIS BIKE...........303
BLOCKHEAD.........17
BLOCKHEAD...017A ROCKER
BLOW ME...........696
BORN AGAIN HEATHEN...........441
BORN FREE AND TAXED TO DEATH...........506
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE..............319
BORN TO BE A BIKER....720
BRING'EM HOME OR SEND US BACK........490
BULLETPROOF.........258
CANDY'S DANDY BUT LIQUOR'S QUICKER.......262
CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT...............270
CAUTION DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS...........707
CAUTION SLIPPERY WHEN WET..............605
CAUTION 0 TO HORNEY IN 2.5BEERS.........076
CHROME MAY GET YOU HOME BUT IT.........046
COMFORTABLY NUMB..................284
CONDOMS ARE EASIER TO..........606
COPS LOVE A BIG BUST...........607
COULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF THAT PHONE........502
CRASHING SUCKS..................678
CRIMINALS BEWARE WE SHOOT BACK.........106
CROTCH ROCKET.............478
DAMIFNO..........107
DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK.......254
DEAL WITH IT..........108
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR....232
DIE YUPPIE SCUM...390
DILLIGAF(DOES IT LOOK LIKE).....109
DILLIGAF................291
DILLIGAF(small).......553
DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS.............080
DIRTY FUCKIN DOG.........416
DIVORCE THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING....510
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT...351
DOC KEVORKIAN FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION..............531
DO NOT ARREST THIS MAN........704
DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY.......040
DON'T LET MY BIG TITS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL........261
DON'T LET THAT ELEPHANT MOUTH GET YOUR BUTTERFLY...........380
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN..........110
DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE A CHECK THAT YOUR........379
DON'T LOOK BACK SOMETHING MIGHT BE GAINING ON YOU........249
DON'T MESS WITH MY TUTU..........608
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS PET THE SWEATY THINGS......111
DON'T TREAD ON ME...........112
DRINK TILL HE'S CUTE.......366
DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF.........477
EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM BUT.....609
EASILY PISSED AND HEAVILY ARMED.........610
EASY DOES IT...........452
EAT A BEAVER SAVE A TREE..............611
EAT RIGHT STAY FIT DIE ANYWAY............114
EAT SHIT................115
EATIN AIN'T CHEATEN...................561
EVERYBODY LIKES A LITTLE ASS...............612
EVERYONES AN ASSHOLE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE....116
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE.........585
EVILUTION........320
EXPECT NO MERCY......117
EYE FOR AN EYE............118
FACUE........574
FAMOUS LAST WORDS WATCH ME.......545
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET..........030
FATHEAD.........692
FEAR THIS..............119
FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNY...........293
FIFTEEN GRAND & FIFTEEN MILES DOES NOT MAKE........431
FIGHT CRIME SHOOT FIRST....120
FIRST YOUR MONEY THEN YOUR CLOTHES.....264
FLAG-AMERICAN.....459
FLAG-AMERICAN-AMERICA IS THE BEST FUCK THE REST....472
FLAG-AMERICAN-SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT....474
FLAG-AMERICAN-THESE COLORS DON'T RUN....471
FLAG-AMERICAN-TRY BURNING THIS ONE ASSHOLE....473
FLAG-CONFEDERATE....460
FLAG-CONFEDERATE 1/2 REBEL 1/2 AMERICAN....461
FLAG-REBEL-EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES....466
FLAG-REBEL-IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T....469
FLAG-REBEL-IT'S A WHITE THANG YOU WOULDN'T......467
FLAG-REBEL-KISS MY REBEL ASS........470
FLAG-REBEL-THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN......464
FLAG-REBEL-TRY BURNING THIS ONE ASSHOLE......465
FLAG-REBEL-YOU WEAR YOUR X I'LL WEAR MINE......463
FLAG-TEXAS........462
FLATHEAD...014
FLATHEAD KNUCKLEHEAD PANHEAD SHOVELHEAD.....417
FOLLOW THE SUN.....304
FOR THE GODS SAKE HONEY IT'S 3 AM EITHER SPIT OR.....571
FOR MY NEXT TRIXK I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER.....668
FORGOTEN BY THE GOVERNMENT ALL GAVE....491
FREE&CLEAN.......300
FREE ALL AXE MURDERERS....121
FREE MUSTACHE RIDES........043
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RICE BURNERS...009
FTW.....004
FUBAR(FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR).....290
FUCK FEAR.....124
FUCK IT......058
FUCK OFF....123
FUCK OFF NEXT CASE.....395
FUCK THAT SIDE OF THE BAR....659
FUCK THE WHALES SAVE THE BIMBOS....487
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE OYU RODE IN ON...488
FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS...658
FUCKAHOLIC...660
FUCKEVO...588
FUCKIN A.....125
GET IN SHUT UP AND HOLD ON.....128
GET ON SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT....008
GET OUTTA MY FACE...126
GET OVER IT...127
GET THE MESSAGE......554
GET YOUR OWN STICKER AND STOP REDAING MINE....129
GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUSTH I'M KISSING....499
GIMMIE HEAD TILL I'M DEAD...130
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE......131
GO AHEAD ACT STUPID I NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICITON....602
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY....282
GO AWAY I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE...133
GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF..132
GOD IS MY CO-PILOT.....591
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE.....560
GOOD KID GONE BAD.....066
GROW UP!....134
GURANTEED 100% BULLSHIT.....135
GUN CONTROL MEANS HITTING YOUR TARGET....136
GYNECOLOGIST IN TRAINING.....613
HAD A SHITTY DAY...309
HAIRDO BY HELMET....495
HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PECKED BY....614
HE WAS BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE OYSTER...425
HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES....138
HEAD FIRST...139
HEAR NO EVO SEE NO EVO RIDE NO EVO......593
HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT...565
HELL ON WHEELS...026
HELMET LAWS LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE....355
HELMET LAWS STILL SUCK...003
HELMET LAWS SUCK(ROCKER)....453
HELMET LAWS SUCK....453A
HELMET WORN UNDER PROTEST...454
HELMETS CAUSE HEAD INJURIES....448
HEY FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE...558
HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR FINGER...413
HOT-N-JUICY...402
HOUSEWORK DOESN'T SUCK, IF IT DID MEN WOULD LOVE IT....562
I(HEART)JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTERCYCLE...302
I(HEART)SCREWING.....594
I ACCEPT TITS.....052
I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING ATTITUDE....440
I AM BLIND I READ BY BRAILLE MAY I READ YOURS....549
I AM THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS....503
I B 6 U B 9 .....536
I CAN PLEASE ONLY ONE PERSON PER DAY TODAY IS NOT YOUR......555
I CAN READ YOUR MIND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF....230
I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY THE VOICES...615
I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER....253
I DIDN'T INVENT SEX I JUST PERFECTED IT...369
I DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO DO...515
I DON'T(HEART)ANYTHING...295
I DON'T CONDONE LEWD BEHAVIOR....650
I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN.....140
I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PRBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE....374
I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE...141
I DON'T PLAY..142
I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS BUT EVERYONE AROUND ME....377
I DRIVE WAY TO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT IT....616
I FOUND IT NOW MY FINGER STINKS.....646
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE...244
I GAVE AT THE OFFICE...143
I HAD A WIFE ONCE BUT HER HUSBAND CAME AND GOT HER.....281
I HATE STICKERS...144
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS...145
I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS.......713
I HAVE A LOT OF CLASS UNFORTUANTELY IT'S ALL LOW....257
I HAVE PMS AND A GUN ANY QUESTIONS...089
I JUST FOUND OUT MY LIFESTYLE IS ILLEGAL IN 13 STATES....584
I KNOW JACK SHIT..146
I KNOW VICTORIA'S SECRET..275
I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE...538
I LIVE LIFE MY WAY...028
I LOVE MY BAD ASS ATTITUDE....375
I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE..018
I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN...147
I MAY BE A CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH BUT I'M GOOD AT IT..084
I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT...365
I MAY BE FAT BUT YOUR UGLY AND I CAN LOSE WEIGHT...148
I MAY USED BUT I AIN'T USED UP.....436
I MAY NOT BE BRILLIANT BUT I'M GREAT IN BED...376
I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR....617
I NEED MORE MONEY AND POWER AND LESS SHIT FORM PEOPLE..382
I ONLY LOOK SWEET AND INNOCENT....384
I RIDE HUCKIN FARELY....226
I RIDE MY VIBRATOR....316
I SNATCH KISSES AND VICE VERSA....401
I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING...399
I SUFFER FORM CRS (CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT)....149
I SURVIVED SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE....618
I TELL THE TRUTH CEPT WHEN I LIE...150
I VOTE AND RIDE A MOTERCYCLE....005
I WANT IT ALL...505
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING...287
I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE..068
I WAS BORN WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE PLENTY OF IT LEFT..408
I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE..383
I WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO MATE OUTSIDE MY SPECIES...575
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING BROKE STICKY AND CONFUSED...285
I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU FOR PRACTICE...662
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT AND LEAVE YOU THERE...569
i'D LOOK GOOD ON YOU..063
I'D RATHER FUCK THAN BREATHE........714
I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THEN RIDE A HONDA...021
I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS...535
IF A COW LAUGHED WOULD MILK COME OUT OF HER NOSE...595
IF ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.....327
IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN DAMN AIRPORT...160
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCEED BY HER ANOTHER BEER...033
IF BIKE WEEK WAS A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTERCYCLES WOULD HAVE....307
IF GOD DON'T ALLOW HARLEY'S IN HEAVEN I'LL RIDE MINE STRAIGHT...457
IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS...151
IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET HURT...065
IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GOING TO LIVE THIS LONG WOULD..340
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND...010
IF I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND DON'T BOTHER TO EXPLAIN..444
IF I WANT WANT ANY LIP OUT OF YOU I'LL OPEN MY...703
IF I WANTED A BITCH I'D BUY A DOG...288
IF I WANTED ANY SHIT OUT OF YOU I'LL SQUEEZE..511
IF I WAS GONNA GIVE A SHIT YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE..663
IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW..044
IF IT FLYS FUCKS OR FLOATS IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT...418
IF IT HAD TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS...267
IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS..012
IF IT SMELLS LIKE A FISH EAT IT...504
IF IT'S TO LOUD YOUR TO OLD...541
IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR...580
IF PUSSY WASN'T MEANT TO BE EATEN IT OUWLD NOT HAVE BEEN...397
IF WE MATE I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU..619
IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT YOU COULD BE ME IN THE MORNING....498
IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE...153
IF YOU CABN'T FEED THEM DON'T BREED THEM...152
IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS KEEP YOUR ASS...113
IF YOU COME THROUGH THIS DOOR YOU WILL BE KILLED...154
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE FUCK IT...346
IF YOU DON'T START NO SHIT THERE WON'T BE NO SHIT...155
IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S YOU WEREN'T THERE...158
IF YOU SLEEP WITH DOGS YOU'LL WAKE WITH FLEAS.....159
IF YOU THINK YOU FEEL GOOD YOU SHOULD FEEL ME...086
IF YOU VALUE YOUR ASS AS MUCH ASS I VALUE THIS MOTERCYCLE....354
IF YOU WANT MOREINCES STROKE IT...045
IF YOUR LOSING THE GAME CHANGE THE RULES..156
IF YOUR NOT IN TO ORAL SEX KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT...403
IF YOUR NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOUR TAKING UP TO MUCH....557
IF YOUR NOT THE LEAD DOG THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES...157
IF YOUR REALLY INTO EXERCISE AND SEX WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A ....528
I'LL BE SOBER TOMORROW BUT YOU'LL STILL BE UGLY...051
I'LL BET CLINTON WISHES KENNEDY GAVE MONICA A RIDE HOME....681
I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT...161
I'LL SLAP YOU LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD...162
I'M A MAN OF FEW WORDS LETS FUCK...567
I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I....620
I'M ABOUT TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE...163
I'M AS CONFUSED AS A BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR...621
I'M GOING KNUCKING FUTS....259
I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB...622
I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN AND SMART AS A HORSE.....517
I'M IN GOOD SHAPE FOR THE SHAPE I'M IN...308
I'M INTO ORAL SEX AND I STUTTER...623
I'M LOST I'VE GONE TO FINE MYSELF IF I SHOULD RETURN BEFORE....516
I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREATS AND THIGHS THAN....038
I'M NO ONES BABY..085
I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH..338
I'M NOT A BITCH I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MOOD FOR THE LAST...071
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST IT'S THE CRASHING AND BURNING..029
I'M NOT ARROGANT I'M JUST A LOT BETTER THEN YOU ARE...386
I'M NOT AS INNOCENT AS I LOOK.....381
I'M NOT BOTHERED WITH SICK THOUGHTS I ENJOT THEM.....572
I'M NOT CHEAP BUT I'M ON SPECIAL THIS WEEK......624
I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID BUT I USED TO....430
I'M NOT GOING BALD I'M JUST GETTING MORE HEAD.....165
I'M NOT GOOD WITH NAMES MIND IF I CALL YOU SHITHEAD....164
I'M NOT PREJUDICE I JUST AHTE EVERYBODY...166
I'M NOT RIDING TO FAST I'M FLYING TO LOW...233
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE...088
I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS I COULD BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE...167
I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BYT CHOICE..312
I'M NOT WEIRD I'M GIFTED..373
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABY...075
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER..485
I'M QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE...248
I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST..022
I'M SO GREAT I'M JEALOUS OF MYSELF...268
I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE....064
I'M SUFFERING FROM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)...255
I'M THE PERSON THAT MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT...034
I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL..566
I'M WITH STUPID....168
INCASE OF EMERGENCY GIVE ME HEAD...049
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM...169
IN SEARCH OF THE INTERNAL BUZZ.....171
IN THE WIND...234
INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY...439
IRON HEAD...693
INSTANT ASSHOLE JUST ADD ALCHOHAL...170
IS IT TRUE THAT ALL YOU EVO RIDERS THINK THAT WHEN YOU...587
IS THAT YOUR HEAD OR DID YOUR NECK...695
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS MOTERCYCLE AND....24
IT AIN'T ESY BEING FAT AND GREASY...171
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY FARTS....396
IT IS CUSTOMARY TO PAY FOR MOTERCYCLE RIDES WITH ORAL....563
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME....682
IT USED TO BE ABOUT MOTERCYCLES...625
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCK IT UP...486
IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD AND I'M WEARING MILKBONE...626
IT'S A LONG SLOW LINGERING DEATH...173
IT'S A SLICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY...174
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GET KILLED...438
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY GET KNOCKED UP..651
IT'S BEEN REAL...175
IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD...540
IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE...627
IT'S NOT PMS I'M JUST A BITCH....268
IT'S NOT THE SPEED IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS...020
IT'S OKAY TO BE UGLY BUT YOUR OVERDOING IT...378
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN OYUR HEAD...176
I'VE ALREADY SANGEN FOR THE DEAF & DANCED FOR THE BLIND...445
I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T REACH MY BEER..177
I'VE GOT AN ENORMOUS HUMDINGER.....628
I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE CHARGING UP THE WRONG SIDE...178
JESUS 99% WON'T DO....592
JOHN 3:16....306
JUST SUCK IT......419
JUSTICE MY ASSI WANT REVENGE....501
KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING....556
KILL THE LANDLORD...179
KINKY IS USING THE FEATHER PERVERTED IS..357
KISS MY ASS.......411
KISS MY TATTOO....023
KNUCKELHEAD........013
LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA.....180
LADY BIKER....526
LADY REBEL....523
LADY RIDER....525
LAGNAF LET'S ALL GET NAKED AND FUCK...056
LAY BACK AND SPREAD EM WIDE THIS AIN'T NO.......629
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...630
LEGALIZE FREEDOM...447
LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING....225
LET ME KISS IT WHERE IT HURTS....508
LETS GET DRUNK AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU...057
LICK A TOAD GO TO JAIL.....181
LICK ME EAT ME FUCK ME AND THEN GET THE HELL OUT....335
LICK TILL I SCREAM.....289
LIFE IS A BITCH THEN YOU STRANGLE...061
LIFE IS FULL OF DIFFICULT DESCIONS......520
LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH.....631
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN OYUR BUSY MAKING.....699
LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY ONE.....060
LIFES TO SHORT TO RIDE WITH AN UGLY WOMAN...027
LIGHTENING BOLT....507
LIQUOR IN THE FRONT POKER IN THE REAR....632
LIVE TO RIDE RIDE TO LIVE..........313
LOCK & LOAD.....283
LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE....633
LOOK OUT THIS STICKER SAIS SHIT ON IT.........371
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMEN-A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO....041
LOUD PIPES SAVES LIVES...002
LOUD PIPES SAVES LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS....301
LOUD WIVES LOSE LIVES....427
LOVE THY NEIGHBEOR JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT.......579
MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN IS......697
MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN IS...698
MARRIED MEN DON'T LIVE LONGER IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY...342
MEAN AND CLEAN...296
MEAN PEOPLE RULE...475
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK...252
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW....500
MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY THEM.....263
MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS....712
MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS...497
MORE HEAD LESS LIP....062
MOTERCYCLES RUINED MY MARRIAGE THANK GOD....391
MOTERCYCLES SAVED MY LIFE...449
MR.BONES....496
MY AUNT'S BIKER BUDDY....721
MY BIKE DOESN'T LEAK IT MARKS IT'S TERRITORY.....661
MY BODY IS A TEMPLE 5 DAYS A WEEK....671
MY BOSS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE...182
MY BOSS IS AN ASSHOLE...183
MY BOYFRIEND GIVES GOOD HEAD(ACHES)....272
MY BRAIN IS MY SECOND FAVORITE ORGAN.....358
MY DADS BIKER BUDDY...719
MY EX USED TO HATE ME WHEN I WAS DRUNK SO OK.....596
MY GIRLFRIEND GIVES GOOD HEAD(ACHES)...........371
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID I HAD A 6 INCH BRAIN I WONDER WHAT....599
MY GRANDMA'S BIKER BUDDY.....717
MY GRANDPA'S BIKER BUDDY....716
MY HELMET MY CHOICE...450
MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER......547
MY MOM'S BIKER BUDDY...718
MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL BE NORMAL....634
MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST GUYS DICKS....537
MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE...645
MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK.....246
MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS....245
MY UNCLES BIKER BUDDY....722
MY WIFE COMPLAINS I NEVER LISTEN TO HER OR SOMEHTING...........669
NEVERMIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER....184
NEVER PLAY LEAP FROG WITH A UNICORN......332
NEVER DRIVE FASTER THAN YOUR ANGEL...702
NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR ANGEL CAN FLY...635
NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE CRAZIER THAN YOURSELF....548
NEVER STAND BETWEEN A DOG AND A FIRE HYDRANT...750
NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER.........314
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS...039
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF IDIOTS IN LARGE GROUPS......393
NEXT TO BIKE I LOVE MY OL LADY MOST..............352
NICE ASS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE.....564
NICE AND NASTY...331
NO BAR TO FAR....185
NO BUTT NO PUTT...................................269
NO DOUCHEBAGS.......069
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.....186
NO JEHOVAHS ..........187
NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS.....636
NO MORE MR NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEES MOTHER FUCKER......077
NO MR NICE GUY ON YOUR KNEES BITCH...........054
NO MUFF TO TUFF....442
NO PUTT NO BUTT...269A
NO TEENIE WEENIES....446
NO TOOLS LOANED............509
NOBODY IS UGLY AFTER 2AM.....552
NOBODY'S OL LADY.....297
NOSY LITTLE FUCKER AREN'T YOU...............637
NOT ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS SOME ARE STILL SINGLE...............276
NOW HONEY I'M TELLING YOU THIS STICKER IS 8" LONG................586
OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A SHIT....353
ALL OF THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST...........188
OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR..........334
OFFICIAL BITXH OF THE YEAR......333
OLD AGE & TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL.............341
ON THE ROAD AGAIN...........189
ONCE YOU GET PASS THE SMELL YOU GOT IT LICKED.........343
ONLY A BASTARD LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BITCH LIKE HER..............035
ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE HIM........036
ORGASM DONOR................................277
OUT LIPS MET PASSIONATELY SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND.............315
OUR POLICIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY..........,575
ARE STAFF IS EAGER TO SERVE YOU JUST DON'T MAKE........583
OUT OF MY WAT I HAVE TO PEE...............534
OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID...................279
PANHEAD...........015
PANHEAD-ROCKER.................15A
PARTY NAKED..........083
PAYBACKS ARE A MOTHERFUCKER..............437
PISS OFF THE UNDERTAKER LIVE FOREVER..........400
PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TP PISS OFF..............404
PLEASE UNLOAD OYUR GUN AND REMOVE SKI........190
PMS ALLOWS A WOMAN TO ACT ONCE A MONTH LIKE........251
POLITICALLY INCORRECT & MORALLY IMPARIED..........239
POORMAN........191
PORNSTAR.....................715
POTLEAF..............348
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN...............412
PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF..................................192
PRAISE THE LORD..........................647
PUT SOME EXCITEMENT BETWEEN OYUR LEGSRIDE............362
PUT YOUR ASS ON SOME CLASS..............484
QUESTION AUTHORITY........194
QUIT STARRING AT MY TITS...........676
QUIT GRINNIN AND DROP YOUR..........638
QUITURBITCHEN.......227
REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS.........361
RECYCLE EVERYTHING EAT SHIT.........394
RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU IT'S THE GREEN.........600
REDNECK AND PROUND OF IT.............195
REFUCKENDICULOUS..............330
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS........274
RELIGEON HAPPENS......405
REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTERCYCLES.....196
RICE ROCKET..........489
RIDE FOR JESUS.........589
RIDE HARD OR STAY HOM.....657
RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE.....543
RIDE IT LIKE OYU STOLE IT....670
RIDE NAKED....072
RIDING FOR JESUS.....455
RIDING WITH GOD....305
ROAD WHORE...011
ROCK-N-ROLL....197
RUDE DUDE...048
RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER TOUCH MY CAR...701
RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER TOUVH MY MOTERCYCLE...542
SALVATION IS NOT FOE WHIMPS...299
SATAN SUCKS....451
SATISFACTION GURANFUCKINTEED...329
SCOOTER TRASH...031
SCRATCH & SNIFF....570
SEE YOU IN HELL....199
SELL EVERYTHING BABY CAUSE I AIN'T COMIN HOME...310
SEND MY MAIL TO WWW.KISSMYASS.COM....601
SET THEM PUPPIES FREE...519
SEX HAPPENS....407
SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE....278
SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE I GOT THE SHAFT....200
SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WRESTLER BUT HAVE YOU SEEN...070
SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN....201
SHIT HAPPENS...202
SHOCK ME SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT....363
SHOVELHEAD......016
SHOVELHEAD-ROCKER...016A
SHOW YOUR DICK....238
SHOW YOUR TITS....050
SHUT THE FUCK UP....243
SHUT UP AND FISH....709
SICK MY DICK....706
SILLY FAGOT DIX ARE FOR CHIX....387
SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER...326
SIT ON A HAPPY FACE...053
SIZE DOES MATTER....337
SLIGHTLY TRASHY....294
SLUT....422
SMILE(IF YOUR HORNY)...250
SMILE(IF YOUR NOT WEARING PANTIES)....247
SNAFU(SITUATION NORMAL ALL FUCKED UP)....203
SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS....359
SO MANY WOMEN ONLY ONE WEENIE....360
SO WHAT...205
SOBER...433
SOME DO SOME DON'T I MIGHT...082
SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S....409
SOMEDAY I JUAT GOTTA BUY A VOWEL...578
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T....679
SORRY I'M LATE BUY FUCKING OFF TAKES TIME...432
SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME...322
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT...204
SSDD(SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY)....198
STAY WHEN YOU CAN COME LONGER....424
STICKS & STONES BUT WHIPS &...421
SUPPORT FREEDOM...544
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER.....428
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COSMETIC SURGEON...673
SUPPOSE THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS HYPOTHETICAL....597
SURE YOU CAN TRUST ARE GOVERNMENT JUST ASK AND INDIAN.....664
TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME....206
TAKE OUT YOUR FALSE TEETH MAMA BECAUSE I WANTS TO.....410
TASTES CHANGE WITH AGE LIKE I NEVER CARED FOE.....598
TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP.....207
TATTS PUTTS BUTTS SLUTS IT'S A BIKER THANG....317
THAT'S MS BITCH TO YOU....228
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES....639
THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER...209
THE GOOD I DO IS NEVER REMEMBERED BUT THE BAD NEVER....518
THE LAST BIKER ON EARTH WILL BE RIDING A HARLEY....458
THE MANAGMENT OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE...576
THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET....420
THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS...708
THE ONLY TIME I SAY NO IS WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'VE HAD...210
THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IN LIFE...710
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL...476
THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMANS HEART IS THROUGH HER...324
THE RAT RACE IS OVER AND THE RATS HAVE ONE....211
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE...640
THERE ARE TWO SIDE TO A DIVORCE SHITHEADS AND MINE...551
THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS TO MUCH TONGUE....426
THERE IS NOTHING IN HERE WORTH YOUR LIFE....212
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE FOR THE WAY I'M ABOUT TO ACT....370
THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM ON MY SHIT LIST FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU...193
THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE LOW LIFE......273
THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MANS PETER...356
THINGS MAY COME AND THING MAY GO BUT THE BULLSHIT.......213
THIS BIRDS FOR YOU....414
THIS FACE LEAVES IN 5 MINUTES BE ON IT....260
THIS PLACE SUCKS...214
TO ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING...323
TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME...389
TO FUNK TO DRUCK....336
TO UGLY TO LIVE TO WEIRD TO LI9VE...215
TRAMP....493
TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM.....074
TRUST ME...091
TRUST NO ONE...092
TURN ON THE GAS DUMMY....006
TWO TEETH ARE BETTER THAN ONE...675
UGLY IS IN....093
UNFUCKIN BELIEVABLE....094
UNLESS YOU ARE TOTALLY NUDE DON'T LEAN ON THIS CAR...700
UNLESS YOU ARE TOTALLY NUDE DON'T LEAN ON THIS....512
VET DESERT STORM...482
VET KOREA....480
VET VIENAM.....481
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON....483
VIETNAM VETERAN...265
VIETNAM VETERAN(FULL COLOR RIBBONS).....479
VIRGINITY CAN BE CURED.....527
WANTED MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATION SHIP.....095
WARNING I SCREAM WHEN I CUM...429
WARNING:IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I DO....025
WARNING 0TO BITCH IN 2.5 SECONDS...090
WAS THAT NECESSARY....216
WE DON'T CARE HOW THEY DO IT JAPAN...217
WHA DA FUC...218
WHAT A LONG STRANGE JOURNEY IT HAS BEEN...219
WHAT ARE OYU LOOKING AT...220
WHATEVER....280
WHAT PERT OF KISS MY ASS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND....223
WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND...222
WHAT'S IT TO YOU...224
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED I'LL BECOME AN OUTLAW....231
WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I HAD ONE NERVE LEFT AND....367
WHEN IN DOUBT KNOCK EM' OUT....266
WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY MEDICATION....656
WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT.....435
WHITE TRASH ....705
WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON...666
WHO TESTED PREPARATIONS A-G....667
WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING....385
WHY IS BRASSIERE SINGULAR AND PANTIES PLURAL...577
WHY SETTLE FOR A SLICE...641
WINE ME DINE ME 69 ME....087
WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS....221
WWBD-WHAT WOULD BUBBA DO....665
WWJD...694
YATA YATA FUCKIN YATA...241
YEAH I'M A BIKER GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT...019
YES IT GOES FAST NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT...649
YOU CAN'T BE FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE NEXT...642
YOU DON'T NEED A DICK TO RIDE A MOTERCYCLE....643
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU....349
YOU LOOK LIKE I FEEL...423
YOU NEVER FORGET YOUE FIRST PIG....047
YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN UNITL YOU MEET HER...388
YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING....674
YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE...532
YOU WERE GOOD BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS BETTER...037
YOUNG DUMD AND FULL OF CUM...513
YOUR FACE OR MINE...059
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOUR...530
YOUR NOT MY TYPE...644
YOUR THE REASON ARE KIDS ARE UGLY...344
YOUR UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.....514
YUCK FOU....415
29 FLATHEAD 78...013AROCKER
36 KNUCKLEHEAD 47.....014AROCKER
48 PANHEAD 65....015 ROCKER
49%BITCH 51%SWEETHEART DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK...392
49%SON-OF-A-BITCH 51%MOTHERFUCKER....055
66SHOVELHEAD 84......016AROCKER
69....286
9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX...292
9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL...032
ROUND STICKERS
100% FOR JESUS....R034
BIKERS FOR CHRIST....R033
BIRD FINGER...R006
CONFEDEDERATE FLAG ALABAMA...R44
CONFEDERATE FLAG ARKANSAS...R50
CONFEDERATE FLAG....R35
CONFEDERATE FLAG MISSISSIPPI....R46
CONFEDERATE FLAG MYRTLE BEACH....R38
CONFEDERATE FLAG NORTH CAROLINA.....R42
CONFEDERATE FLAG TENNESSEE...R45
CONFEDERATE FLAG TEXAS....R49
CONFEDERATE FLAG VIRGINIA...R43
CONFEDERATE FLAG DAYTONA BEACH...R37
CONFEDERATE FLORIDA....R39
CONFEDERATE FLAD GEORGIA...R41
CONFEDERATE FLAG KENTUCKY....R47
CONFEDERATE FLAG LOUSIANA...R48
CONFEDEARTE FLAG SOUTH CAROLINA...R40
CONFEDERATE FLAG SOUTHERN BY BIRTH...R36
COOL DUDE SHOOTING BIRD....R18
EAGLE...R15
EIGHTBALL...R16
ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE...R11
FLYING WHEEL WITH WINGS...R20
HOG HEAD...R27
MUSTACHE RIDES...R7
NO DICKHEADS..R24
NO SENIOR DISCOUNTS...R9
NO WHIMPS...R5
PATIENCE MY ASS-BUZZARD...R29
PEACE SIGN...R28
PEACE SIGN SKELETON FINGERS...R26
PISTOL-PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS...R4
POT LEAF...R31
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN...R1
PROTECTED BY MFD-MEAN FUCKING DOG....R14
RABBIT-SILLY FAGOT DIX ARE FOR CHIX...R3
SAT NO TO CRACK...R30
SKULL & CROSS BONES...R23
SKULL-RIDE TO SURVIVE...R21
SKULL YING YANG...R8
SMILEY FACEW-BULLETHOLE...R2
STOP AIDS-NO BUTT FUCKING..R22
TRUST ME-BUZZARDON LIMB......R25
TING YANG...R13
YOUR PROBLEM IS OBVIOUS...R19
ZIG ZAG MAN...R17
SQUARE STICKERS
AMERICAN FLAGS...S17
BETTER A SISTER IN A WHORE...S5
CRIMINAL BEWARE WE SHOOT BACK...S-13
FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT...S-10
IF YOU COME THROUGH...S-15
JAPANESE MMOTO...S-4
JOHN3:16...S-16
ONLY IN AMERICA...S-9
PLEASE UNLOAD YOUR GUNS...S-7
R.I.P......R52
SEND MORE YANKEES....S18
THERE IS NOTHIN IN HERE..S-14
VIETNAM IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN....S-11
VIETNAM WE WERE WINNING..S-12
WARNING ROBBERY STAKEOUT....SW-8
WE CHEAT THE OTHER GUY AND....S-6
WHEN I DIE BURY ME FACE DOWN...S-3
VIETNAM SERIES
ALL GAVE SOME (POW MIA)ROUND....V3
ALL GAVE SOME1957-1975.....V19
DINKY DAU....V-16
FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM.....V-14
FREEDOM ISN'T FFREE.....V-11
FUCK YOU JANE...V-5
HONOR THE DEAD(ROUND)...V-2
IN MEMORY 1957-1975.....V-8
JANE FONDA AMERICAN....V-18
POW MIA BRING' EM HOME (SQUARE)....V-6
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN....V-1
POW WE CAN NEVER...V-9
RED IS FOR THE BLOOD SHED.....V10
SIN LOI....V13
TAKE NO PRISONERS....V-12
VET...V-7
VIETNAM REMEMBERED...V-4
VIETNAM VETERANS MEMORIAL....V-17
VIETNAM IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN....S-11
VIETNAM WE WERE WINNING..S-12
VET DESERT STORM...482
VET KOREA....480
VET VIENAM.....481
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON....483
VIETNAM VETERAN...265
VIETNAM VETERAN(FULL COLOR RIBBONS).....479
WHEN ON AMERICAN IS NOT WORTH....V-15
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